Memorial Day Capping Sunday Night

Glad to see everyone survived the rapture, and I hope you all had fun at our weekend-long capping festivities. I had fun until lightning knocked out our power mid-capping and it came back on just in time for a tornado to hit down the street, but we're all fine here. And by "we" I mean myself and that life-sized statue of Burt Reynolds I made out of pudding that's currently taking up my entire refrigerator. I'm not sure about the rest of Minneapolis. But don't worry, the pudding effigy was undamaged. The good people of Joplin, Missouri agreed to take the hit to spare Pudding Burt his karmic due. God bless you, Joplinites.

In case you're new to HCC traditions or calendars, I'll point out that we will be doing a Memorial Day capping session on Sunday night, as is our thing. It probably won't be as thematically scheduled or fabulously Ronalded as the Crapturefest was, but it will be there, and so will we. Hope you can join us.



And in completely non-capping-related news, it is my pleasure to announce that today Hippie and I have officially relaunched the commune, our infamous and self-beloved humor site, which had been on a lengthy partially-caused-by-HCC hiatus since 2007. You loved or ignored it from 1999-2007, now it's time to lovingly ignore it again. Or check it out, if you like laughing and stuff. We'll be adding new content continuously as new pieces are written rather than publishing scheduled issues like we used to, because fuck that. Hot damn, now there's an HCC slogan!

HCC: Because fuck that.

love,
Jazz

UPDATE: Thanks to InsideOutMan's suggestion, I've added an RSS feed for the commune here. Actually we already had one but I had totally forgotten it existed and all that was in there was a dead cat and some playing cards. But now? It's full of yes.